Voodoo Yeti II - Puppet Master’s Revenge - Shave Soap

Voodoo Yeti II – Puppet Master’s Revenge

Chris and I are at it again. Every good horror movie deserves a sequel, and this year we went darker, spicier, and more resinous. Last year, The Cajun Blade fell beneath the Blood Moon—or so we thought. This year, we find out who’s pulling the strings.

Now, on to the story…

They found his razor in the roots of a dead cypress. Still open. Still warm. Of The Cajun Blade, there was nothing.

For seven nights, something beneath the swamp knocked against the bottoms of boats. Three slow blows. Then a scratching that followed them all the way to shore. Men pulled their boats onto dry ground and woke to find wet handprints underneath.

Deep in the mire, the Voodoo Yeti carried a small doll bound with black thread. Its cloth was stained with the blood of those it had taken. Their last breaths stayed trapped inside it, whispering through a mouth sewn shut.

After the Blood Moon, one voice remained awake.

The Yeti first felt it while feeding. Its right hand stopped inches from a man’s throat. One finger bent backward. Then another. Somewhere against its chest, a stitch snapped.

It tore the doll loose and drove a bone needle through its heart.

Far beneath the water, something laughed.

The doll turned its head.

Through the split seam of its mouth came the scrape of steel across a strop. The Yeti heard it again the following night. And the next. Each time, the sound lasted longer.

It buried the doll beneath a churchyard. By morning, it was hanging from the Yeti’s neck again, trailing fresh roots. It burned it in a hollow stump. The little face blackened, but the threads survived.

Then the threads began to tighten.

They worked beneath the Yeti’s hide, drawing its shoulders back, lifting its arms. It clawed at them until its fingers split. The doll watched. One tiny cloth hand slowly closed.

The Yeti fell to its knees.

Now, when it moves through the swamp, its feet sometimes drag. Its head jerks toward things it cannot see. And before it takes anyone, it waits—with its arms trembling—for that little hand to open.

They say The Cajun Blade fell beneath the Blood Moon.

But inside the doll, behind the burned cloth and broken stitches, something remembers how to hold a razor.

And now he pulls the strings.

Fragrance Class: Spicy Woody Oriental
Character: Dark • Spicy • Woody • Earthy • Resinous 

Notes: Clove  - Saffron - Amber - Vanilla - Tonka - Dark Oud - Cedar - Muscadine - Vetiver - Oakmoss - Wood Smoke - Patchouli - Dark Resin - Rain-Soaked Earth

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